~Verse 1~ Once upon a time, we had the Gameboy and the Game Gear/ I–favored Nintendo’s handheld rival like here/ The Steam deck is bigger, fatter, and thicker/ Burns more power ‘cuz the graphics are richer/ But, for a pickup, comfy in your hands, it sits up/ The analog sticks, premium quality no drift up/ Only had it for a short time, I know it’s swift but/ Had to drop this review, ‘cuz Kloden came in a real clutch/ Like the PSP had more customizability/ Than the DS, better visuals and utility/ The Deck does what it does better than the Switch/ Even though the battery sucks and not everything fits/ On it’s compatible and verified game list/ But, the games that play? I have to say they just hit/ If you’re an advanced user or a king on Steam// You’ll find the long list of custom settings like a dream/ ~Hook 1~ If the choice was between getting this or a switch/ The Deck has the Specs but the latter is the fix/ If you’re not tech savvy, or not too rich/ And you’d like your battery to last more than Marvel Flicks/ Maybe it depends, maybe it depends/ If your game is an indie or if it truly demands/ A lot of power, but if not, then my man/ Unless you’re playing my games then this might not be plan You might wanna play genshin but you can’t/ You might wanna play PSO but you can’t/ Unless you install Windows but my man/ That ain’t fully supported so that might not be plan You might wanna play ESO but you can’t/ You might wanna play your favorite game but you can’t/ I know it really seems kinda lame but my man/ You can’t let your ex-pec-tations get outta hand/ ~Verse 2~ Before this, you were like me–thinking “man–I want a Steam Deck/” When you’re out you see that–thinking man I want to be that/ Cool cat, rockin’ PC gaming in my palms/ An infinite amount of games within the grasp of my arms/ Then reality hits, like it slapped you in the grill/ Them graphics might be real but the setup will take some skill/ Tinkering and managing every single setting/ Thinking, to yourself–I really didn’t know what I was getting/ Myself into, and if for you, time isn’t friendly/ Spending hours customizing might just be upsetting/ True, you could make do with the games in your account/ But, what about non-steam titles, or hmmm…..how about/ The possibility your games lack compatibility/ Almost 200 here and half of these ain’t happening/ Don’t get me twisted, the Deck is great but the magic seems/ To only happen when games play, which ain’t a casual thing/ ~Hook 2~ They say you can play more on this than the Switch The Deck is complex but the latter has a list/ Of exclusives and ports and indie title hits/ But, the Deck can’t play everything that exists/ Maybe it depends, man maybe it depends/ If you really like to tinker for like hours on-end/ But, if you want it straight outta the box, then my man/ Stick to Steam games and the deck will be the plan/ You might wanna play genshin but you can’t/ You might wanna play PSO but you can’t/ Unless you install Windows but my man/ That ain’t fully supported so that might not be plan You might wanna play ESO but you can’t/ You might wanna play your favorite game but you can’t/ I know it really seems kinda lame but my man/ You can’t let your ex-pec-tations get outta hand/ ~Outro~ If you like our video or the rhymes or the vibes/ Like, hit the bell, tell a friend and subscribe/ We haven't monetized any of our videos/ Support our channel, games, music, below, links to those/ In the description, right above these lyrics that I'm saying/ Can't forget to shout-out the supporters that are favorites/ Protobustersword, my man Demarquet Davis/ Design OTG and Ben Romer, all our Patrons/

~Verse 1~ You always know when you hear my flow sizzlin’ on beats/ Quality is guaranteed when Last BeNeVoLeNcE speaks/ Where the time escaped past me, Couldn’t say if you asked me/ but we needed break real badly, too bad we/ Had a lot bad things happen along the way/ Money got tight, found out that Covid’s hear to stay/ But, we still kept the love regardless of our days/ Bein’ filled with sun, Rain, clear skies or grey For example, Astraverse didn’t make it’s goal/ But, T.O.T.E. exceeded our very own/ Expectations, and since then we’ve been makin’/ Crispy creations like we’ve been Cookin’ bacon/ In the mix/ and I’ma get to fix, all the flaws and the bits That we really really wished Were perfected when the game came to exist/ We thank y’all for tuning in to our list of hits/ ~Hook x2~ Microphone check 1, 2, 1, 2 This is LB’n’Mie, What you gon’ do? Right now, we’re makin’ this sweet sound for you/ Our top of 5 of 2021 & ‘22/ LBnMie 2021, 22/ Top 5 of 2021 and 22/ LBnMie 2021, 22/ Top 5 of 2021 and 22/ ~Verse 2~ It takes Two was Kimmie’s number 5/ On the flipside, minecraft dungeons was mine/ My number 4 was Monster Hunter Rise You know that franchise, so there’s really no surprise/ Kimmie’s was story of season, another farm sim/ I don’t need to go into reasons, you know how far them/ Games go when it comes to takin’ things slow/ With plantin’ and breedin’, you know, all those/ Chores, but that stuff makes me board/ Wildermyth was a gift, if we had to score/ Probably would be an 8.75/ We both agreed to make it #3–that’s probably why/ Minecraft Dungeons was Kimmie’s number 2/ Xenoblade Chronicles 3 brought something new/ And For our top games of the last 2 years/ We got Tower of Fantasy and Sonic Frontiers/ ~hook x2~ Microphone check 1, 2, 1, 2 This is LB’n’Mie, What you gon’ do? Right now, we’re makin’ this sweet sound for you/ Our top of 5 of 2021 & ‘22/ LBnMie 2021, 22/ Top 5 of 2021 and 22/ LBnMie 2021, 22/ Top 5 of 2021 and 22/ ~Outro~ If you dig the video, the rhymes, or the beats/ Like, hit the bell, subscribe and share with your peeps/ We can’t monetize, even though our style is sweet/ So, join our patreon, so we can have food to eat/ Can’t forget to shout-out the faithful supporters/ My dude Protobustersword, the homie Ben Romer/ Can’t forget, Kloden, and the first of our patrons/ Hailin’ from the West, it’s Demarquet Davis/